Teddy Grey - Let's Not Have Kids Lyrics

We can stay together forever
We can ponder the drives of the id
We can think that each other is clever
But let's never ever ever have a kid

We can stay out til 4 in the morning
We can live way off the grid
We can drink until we wish we hadn't
But let's never ever have a kid

I'm far too selfish to be any good at this
I hate playing catch, I can't help with math homework for shit

We can stay alive til we're old and bitter
We can bitch about the lives we led
We can even have a babysitter
But let's never ever ever have a kid

Let's never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever have a kid
Let's never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever have a kid