Teddy Grey - Paging Dr Lizz Lyrics

So I'm in love, in case you can't tell
We've known each other for 5 years and it seems to be going well
I say "the time has come to face it"
We're not children anymore
What's holding us back from taking the next step through the chapel door?

I want to wake up looking at your expressionless face
I want to make this so much more than just another date
Can't you see it's predestined from above?
I love your witty sense of humor, and how you check Garfield for tumors
Paging Dr Lizz, this is Dr Love

I remember the first day that we met
Odee had worms and I was taking him to the vet
I said "I can't believe this doctor" and we got off to a great start
You gave Odee a shot in the anus, and you gave me a shot in the heart.

I want to wake up looking at your expressionless face
I want to make this so much more than just another date
Can't you see it's predestined from above?
I love your ghostly pale complexion, and how you treat a raging infection
Paging Dr Lizz, this is Dr Love

Ooh
John, what the hell is going on?
Please hold all of your questions until after the key change!
Key change?

I want to wake up looking at your expressionless face
I want to make this so much more than just another date
Will you please be my soulmate, be my wife?
Cause I love your scary, lifeless eyes
Love your lack of figure, ass and thighs
Love all of your interests, your hobbies
And all of your medical degrees
And just so I don't forget, I love the way you neutered both my pets
Paging Dr Lizz, this is the rest of our lives.