Teddy Grey - The Lowest Form of Art Lyrics

The comics are atrocious
How do cartoonists have jobs?
The only one that was half decent
Has to be Calvin and Hobbes

But for every Far Side
There's four Dilbert's in its place
Have you read the Hagar the Horrible?
That shit's a f*cking disgrace

They're a monochromic fantasy
They tell you nothing of reality

Dennis the Menace was a failure as a son
I bet he was beaten by his father
And molested by Mr Wilson

Dagwood was abusive, Blondie became a lap dancer
And Popeye had a birth defect
Charlie Brown had stage 3 cancer

When you strip away the fantasy
You're confronted with reality

If we die here, I just want the world to know
That the comic pages really f*cking blow
If newspapers are dying, those should be the first to go
Because they're lame and fake and dated
And not funny

I see now that comic strips
Are the lowest form of art
Next to musical theater
And porn of Lisa and Bart

It's an art form with no relevancy
And they're the last thing that we'll ever read