Welcome all to Garfeld's show
Here's a few things you should know
We've decided to tell you
What you're getting yourself into
This show here is not for kids
Or people that are sensitive
If you don't know what's in store
You may want to run to the door
This show has some bad language
And sexual references
The whole thing is so f*cked up
The writer wasn't hugged enough
You've been warned so now you know
Sit back and enjoy the show
Life is bleak and life is dull
And here's Garfeld: the Musical