All you people up there in City Hall,
You're f*ckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherf*ckers in the streets it's time to rise up,
Come along children and f*ckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the f*ckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should f*ck shit up,
Yeah we should f*ckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' f*ckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' f*ckin' fires!
and settin' f*ckin' fires!
and settin' f*ckin' fires!
[spoken]
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old f*ckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
[sung] -acapo