Too many people take this shit way too serious
Man we need a break for something delirious
Top it off like gravy, get it bumpin' in the joint
You'll all go crazy, just proving my point
So that's out the way, let me take my place
I am just having fun, ain't taking that away
Most of you walk around proud with your Letterman
While I just f*ck around right here in my sweater, man
I find everything I wear at the thrift shop
Macklemore from the east, not a thing that I won't cop
Rain drop, drop top, my discount game won't stop
Deals of the day, even if it is a crop top
Man, I'm well known in the places that I frequent
Riding in my whip, getting shit that looks decent
In case you don't know me, you can find me in your recents
Wearing the golf sweater and pants stitched with peaches
It itches a bit, but I'm still getting bitches
Boutta make your girlfriend turn into my mistress
Bought the Jimmy Neutron CD, blast it in the streets
Got all the gangsters talkin' like "Who the f*ck are these kids?"
That's okay, repping MK&A like Full House
Still got your girl coming back to my house
Watching Oswald DVDs, Daisy is a f*cking beast
Then, we gonna relax in my SpongeBob blankie
Too many people take this shit way too serious
Man we need a break for something delirious
Top it off like gravy, get it bumpin' in the joint
You'll all go crazy, just proving my point
So that's out the way, let me take my place
I am just having fun, ain't taking that away
Most of you walk around proud with your Letterman
While I just f*ck around right here in my sweater, man
It's a hobby gone too far so many sweaters in my wardrobe
Goodwill bags all in my car leaving you speechless like it's Morse code
The air freshener smells so lemony fresh
With a hint of must and a pinch of bad breath
But it's the best, AM Vets represent
Bought so many shirts right outta hell that I have to repent
And they're heaven sent, why do you think that they're on the set?
Even got the jewel studded case matching my vest
Get the dirt off your shoulders, throw my finds in the wash
Throw it in to dry, get the shit nice as posh
Put it on the next day, coming fresh in the spot
Marty McFly jacket make you crazy like it's Doc
VHSes lining up and down my walls
Got the Elmo canvas put right all up on my walls
And all of this is great better give me an award
And I got all of this before my diploma and my cord
Too many people take this shit way too serious
Man we need a break for something delirious
Top it off like gravy, get it bumpin' in the joint
You'll all go crazy, just proving my point
So that's out the way, let me take my place
I am just having fun, ain't taking that away
Most of you walk around proud with your Letterman
While I just f*ck around right here in my sweater, man
In my sweater, man
In my sweater, man
In my sweater, man
In my sweater, man