IHOP sucks
I would never go there to use my hard-earned bucks
You couldn't pay me to eat there
Even if it made me a millionaire
I hear you go to IHOP
That's worse than Marcus Smart's flop
You gotta stop
Tater Tot
Chicken and pancakes
That's a big mistake
It's probably fake
Give you a bellyache
Why are you going to IHOP?
Man that's so disgusting
Thought I knew who you were
Who are you becoming?
Why are you going to IHOP?
Man that's so disgusting
Thought I knew who you were
Who are you becoming?
Last time I went to IHOP
I was sick for three straight weeks
Had me feelin' just like a geek
But I couldn't do math well
IHOP straight up makes me vomit
Faster than Halley's Comet
International House of Pancakes?
Aye more like International House of Turd Cakes, am I right?
Why are you going to IHOP?
Man that's so disgusting
Thought I knew who you were
Who are you becoming?
Why are you going to IHOP?
Man that's so disgusting
Thought I knew who you were
Who are you becoming?
Don't you dare go to IHOP please
Don't you dare go to IHOP please
Don't you dare go to IHOP please
Don't you dare go to IHOP
Why are you going to IHOP?
Man that's so disgusting
Thought I knew who you were
Who are you becoming?
Why are you going to IHOP?
Man that's so disgusting
Thought I knew who you were
Who are you becoming?