Welcome to Waffle House
Welcome to Waffle House
Welcome to Waffle House
It's 2 AM
Welcome to Waffle House
Domi D
Chocolate Chip Waffle
You want iHop, man that's awful
Waffles reign supreme
They are a dream and they're perfect for my team
Nobody wants your soggy cake discs
They are worse than tics
I'd rather eat bricks
Yeah got that Waffle House
Put that bacon in my mouth
Yum yum in the tum
Can't leave behind a single crumb
Taste beyond compare
No competition, it isn't even fair
Welcome to Waffle House
Welcome to Waffle House
Welcome to Waffle House
It's 2 AM
Welcome to Waffle House
Man, Waffle House sure is good
I wish other people appreciated it the way that we do
Yeah that would be nice
Sometimes it just feels like we're alone in that sense
I just wish that someone else could come rap about it like us
Oh, hang on
I know just the guy
Uh hello
Sam, I need you to come over and rap about Waffle House for me
Oh, ok I'll be right over
Check this out
Went to Waffle House
Meeting my spouse
She has a new blouse
With a picture of Cole Sprouse
Sausage patties
Bacon
Eggs
Toast
Come party at my house
Cause I'm a great house
Breaking laws left and right
And I don't care
Ice cream in my back pocket
Gettin' people to stare
I got five whole dollars
Meeting up with the ballers
Going to school
Turned down some drugs
'Cause those ain't cool
Better change your 'tude, dude
Man, stop being rude
Strolling down the street
Looking pretty neat
Respecting all the girls
Ice cream and chocolate swirls
Yeah
That last part didn't make much sense
The Vice President is Mike Pence
Wait
I'm getting off topic
All you gotta do is trot the draulics
Welcome to Waffle House
Welcome to Waffle House
Welcome to Waffle House
It's 2 AM
Welcome to Waffle House
Welcome to Waffle House
Welcome to Waffle House
Welcome to Waffle House
It's 2 AM
Welcome to Waffle House