Gonna move south and get myself a Texas Tan
Too far down and no more rope to climb
Get your bowling pins up babe
Twister in the trailer park swing
You never get enough of that rockin' cowboy thing
Done found it
Done found it
Lovin' it
Twenty four seven sunshine
Then we go ridin'
Never done that ridin' so hard
Twenty years find us
Fattened up in the backyard
Like giddy up now
With your hotel jet-setter life
Find yourself a point and ramble on down the line
The moon on the desert shines her love light on me
Tiny little creatures cactus you and me
Lyin' satisfied with the cash and the stash for free
Rosin' up your bow and sing a song of victory