Teresia Von Storm - Stuck in the Post Box Lyrics

Once again I'm stuck in the post box
Looking for letters from someone
But those letters never come to me
'Cause the postman has stolen them, no doubt

So if you see me - actually my legs - sticking out from the post box
Could you please be so kind
And pull me out

It was an ordinary morning
When I saw the postman Pat coming
So I rushed out to see
If he had brought something for me - not a chance

I dug and dug, and went deeper
And suddenly I couldn't move
I tried to get out, but I was stuck in the post box

Once in the post box I had a dream
All the unwritten letters came to me
All those words, all the impressions I'd missed
All those funny and sad things that had happened

And the next morning the postman came again
And I asked him to help me out
But he only laughed at me
And went away

So here I am
Stuck in the post box
Looking for letters from someone
But those letters never come to me
'Caouse the postman keeps stealing them, I'm sure

So if you see me - Actually my legs - sticking out from the post box
Could you please be so kind and pull me out?