Terra Ram - Blitzen Lyrics

It's Christmas Eve
Ruldoph nose stuck in a snow mountain
But it's not a real snow mountain
It's Florida snow
That's why his nose is so red
You know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you really know Blitzen?

Blitzen ain't like the rest of the pack
He's the alpha chad of the masses
Strong, buff not a bitch
That's why he ain't get bullied bitch
Supports his family and he's probably rich
Largest antlers in the pack
Aye
If you wanna be his friend you better know how to ask
Thunderbolt scar on his face he like Harry Potter
Wingardium Leviosa
He pulls Santa's sleigh like your daughter
Aye Blitzen what's up?

Ruldolph What the F*ck?
Blitzen epic
Rulpdolph ain't no fun
Santa's little baby
He is like five
I don't know why he can even fly
Ruldolph What the F*ck?
Blitzen epic
Rulpdolph ain't no fun
Santa's little baby
He is like five
I don't know why he can even fly

Can't stop Blitzen
Can't stop Blitzen
Yeaowww
Santa don't Know he's an ugggh
Uhhh he's an incel bitch
Get some reindeer coohie if he wasn't a snitch
Doesn't go to church
He got a big red nose
He's filled with snow
But it wasn't Florida snow
It was Florida snow
Oh my god
He did cocaine
That's why his nose so red
Oh ho
He's a druggy, ahhhh
He's going to hell
Burn him, burn him
Not good Christian
Don't go to church do cocaine instead
He like ******
Mmmmhhh
Ahhhhhhh

Ruldolph What the F*ck?
Blitzen epic
Rulpdolph ain't no fun
Santa's little baby
He is like five
I don't know why he can even fly
Ruldolph What the F*ck?
Blitzen epic
Rulpdolph ain't no fun
Santa's little baby
He is like five
I don't know why he can even fly

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