Thalgus - Just a Stableboy (feat. Ben Oswald & Doc Mocklin) Lyrics

Today, you will witness something completely pointless
And nine out of every six pediatricians say you're currently witnessing
History

Take it Ben!

I'm just a stableboy with his sheep
Tending the fields as I work all week
Plowing the fields, feeding the horses hay
Proud to say I'm a stableboy night and day

But I keep on wishing
I could just go out and see the world
Travel to new places
Or maybe meet a girl
And then maybe someday
Learn how to make good music
Because what I'm making now is terrible

I'm a stableboy, just a just a stableboy
I'm a stableboy, just a just a stableboy (swag)
I'm a stableboy, just a just a stableboy (hey)
I'm a stableboy, just a just a (yeah)

Everybody lookin', everybody yellin'
Everybody want this stableboy
Ain't nobody killin', ain't no want a felon
Except you know this song is sellin'
Imma hoe a field, Imma feed my cows
Cuz everyone knows that I'm the best
Bringin' in cash, for my stash
Butcherin' cow like Steve Nash

I'm a stableboy, just a just a stableboy
I'm a stableboy, just a just a stableboy (swag)
I'm a stableboy, just a just a stableboy (hey)
I'm a stableboy, just a just a (diggadiggadigga)

Uh, there's just somethin y'oughta know
I'm makin' paper, make it flow
My credit score so low (Ray-Ban's)
I'm a stableboy yo

Thank you, thank you
Alright, we're gonna slow it down for all you country folk out there

Hey, hey
Mmm, mmm
Nuhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm surrounded by my friends
Eddie the sheep
Carol the donkey
Rasputia the parakeet
Oh don't forget Joe the cow
I made sure I milked him this week
So he's ready for papa to butcher him
And turn him into beef
But he's gone (wah pah, wah pah)
He's gone (wah pah, wah pah)
Oh Joe, Joe, Joe
Where'd ya go?
Oh, where's Joe?

Huh
This is, that's actually pretty catchy
Let's add some bongos
Yeahhhh, oh a little syncopation
Well, let's continue with what we have here
Let's ad-lib a little

I got the blues, I've got the stableboy blues
I got the blues, I've got the stableboy blues
I got the blues, I've got the stableboy blues
I got the blues, I've got the stableboy blues
I got this song in a bag, I've been singin'
Hang on, I really don't know what else we can add to this
Well let me get a little more rasp here, okay well let's try that again
I got the blues baby
Alright that's enough out of you
Now let's just end with something really random
Oh, I like this