I kicked up a fuss and turned on all the waterworks
Selfish, but it got me out of going into work
And you've not held a grudge, you literally can't
I'm coming to terms with what are and what aren't
I don't know who you are, but I don't like your attitude
And one day I will die in a freak noodles-on-toast-related accident
I have a physical body that can be harmed
And motherf*cker, I will have my revenge