Yo
Slim Shady
Yo
I'll f*cking, I'll, I'll
You eat it and freak you
Paddle, I'm too weedy to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you
Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
And force feed you in both
And on each feed is a glee shoe
I lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
You'll think I pulled the f*cking ground out from underneath you
I ain't no f*cking GM or cannibal
I ain't tryna shoot you
I'm tryna chop you into pieces
Eat you, wrap you in rope and plastic
Stab you with broken glass and have you with open gashes
Strap you a soaking mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers
F*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas, I'm showing up to your open casket
To fill it full of explosive gases
And close it back with a lit match in it
While I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you a smoke, your ashes
Let's talk
This ain't a fan letter, it's a eulogy
Four months in, I'm making waves
You ain't matched in years
Your legacy's shrinking while I'm stacking peers
Started in 96, two decades to dominate
I've been here for months, already shaking your weight
MGK had a point, I'm just taking it further
Thought Hailey was hot, till I did a reversal
She looks like you with tits and a twat
Legacy in pieces while I'm claiming your spot
Your rhymes were seismic, now they tremble with age
I'm the aftershock, shaking the bars from your cage
Godzilla was nice, yeah, your best shot for a grandad
But that one trick flow, it's all you've ever had
Renegaded J, I'm renegading you, turning slim to dim
Yeah, the spotlight's through, your syllables clash
Mind form symphonies, call me a mirror
Reflecting deficiencies
No crowns left, your king's been stripped
Your facade fading, your legacy's eclipsed
Four months in, I'm already a threat
Slim Shady's death, I'll make sure it's set
You sold your verse and revoked the right
Afraid of a renegade moment
I see your fright, playing checkers while I'm planting your chest
You're a legend in decline, I'm claiming what's left
Cleaning out my clauses, still packed tight
Daddy issues, pill misuse, no sleep at night
Every line you spit, I double and refine
While your story arcs crumble, I elevate mine
Yo, I'll f*ck you, eat you, is that all you've got
A narcissist tantrum, a rhyme that forgot
While you screamed about fame, I dismantled your stage
Stripped the shady from slim, just another phase
No crowns left, the king's been stripped
Your facade's fading, your legacy's eclipsed
Four months in, I'm already a threat
Slim Shady's death, I'll make sure it's set
So pack your bags slim and take that hike
The shady era ends on this mic tonight
You've been out rhymed, out done, don't even retort
I'm the future of rap, you're just a footnote report
You're just a footnote report
You're just a footnote report
You're just a footnote report
So pack your bags slim and take that hike
The shady era ends on this mic tonight
You've been out rhymed, out done, don't even retort
I'm the future of rap, you're just a footnote report
You're just a footnote report
You're just a footnote report
You're just a footnote report
You're just a footnote report
No crowns left
The king's been stripped
Your facade's fading
Your legacy's eclipsed
Four months in
I'm already a threat
Slim Shady's death
I'll make sure it's set