[ Featuring Painfully ]
I don't know if this is true
I heard something bad about you
I didn't read the fine print
And know you want to be president
You likes to mow the carpet from time to time
But at your speed could you stop on a dime
The chimps in my head make me do what I do
But if I had to choose between the two I would choose you
Three guitars in a row I can't believe you're that destructive
Try something new for once try to do something constructive
My mind's a curtain and there's a draft in here
Try something new for once try to keep up some cheer
You likes to mow the carpet from time to time
But at your speed could you stop on a dime
The chimps in my head make me do what I do
But if I had to choose between the two I would choose you
My sock's got a tear it's got a hole
My head is empty and so is my soul
I've got nothing better to do
Then sit and sing a song about (You)
You likes to mow the carpet from time to time
But at your speed could you stop on a dime
The chimps in my head make me do what I do
But if I had to choose between the two I would choose you
