What a compliment, they say he's got chiseled features
A face like granite would be fair
Wrestled with the thought, he may be one of God's creatures
I'd rather wrestle with a bear
Muscle Men
Go and do your duty
And if anyone complains
Muscle Men
Make them understand
That muscle men have got no brains
I had to pinch myself just to see if I was dreaming
Woke up in hospital today
What a poor excuse when they asked him for the reason
"He wasn't dancing the right way"
Keep the place in order
Shirt and suit and black bow tie
Muscle Men
Say it's provocation
Muscle Men don't ever lie
Muscle Men x3
Keep the place in order
Shirt and suit and black bow tie
Muscle Men don't ever lie
MUSCLE MEN!