TheFan83 - You, Bad Lyrics

Yo step to the table where the real ones clash
Scared players bet timid their chips always slack
Got top pair in their hand but they fold when it's tight
Bet a dime on the river can't handle the fight
They're shakin' and foldin' can't handle the heat
Tiny bets on the river man their courage's a cheat
Overbets they fear can't handle the shove
All-in on the river? They're runnin' from love
Scared players foldin' never bettin' it big
Top pair in their hand but they're playin' so rigged
Spewtards go wild all-in with a shove
5x on the river they're pushin' their luck
Now peep the spewtards they're the reckless parade
Overbetting like maniacs chips are always displayed
Shovin' all-in on the river with a 5x shove
Their bluffs are a circus no strategy above
They raise with junk thinkin' they're kings of the night
But their moves are all blunders they're just a cheap fight
All-in on the river with nothing but air
Watch 'em blow their stack man it's beyond repair
Scared players foldin' never bettin' it big
Top pair in their hand but they're playin' so rigged
Spewtards go wild all-in with a shove
5x on the river they're pushin' their luck
Scaredy-cats foldin' can't handle the blaze
Spewtards in chaos lost in their craze
Overbets and shoves it's a poker disgrace
I'm scoopin' all the chips while they fall from grace
So if you're timid or wild you're part of my game
I'm the master of this table stackin' up my fame
From scared little fish to the spewtards' 5x spree
I'm the battle rap champ it's all 'bout me