I am me
(Hi)
My name is Fred
(Fred)
This is me
(Fred!)
It's who I am
(I'm doin' a cartwheel!)
Welcome to The Fred Show!
(Show)
It stars (who?) me you know
What am I gonna do today?
I don't know
That's why it's called The Fred Show!
I'm standing on my right foot
(Brrrr)
Now I'm standing on both feet
(Both feet)
I'm standing on my left foot
(Oooh hoo hoo hoo)
And now I'm standing back on both feet!
I come from the planet Freddderly
(Brrr brr brr)
It's really really really really far away
(Fredderly I love you)
You can see it (see it) if you look up into the sky
Close your right eye
(Mmm hmm)
And squint your left
It's the purple planet!
(Woo hoo!)
And that's me waving back
Right back at you!
Hmmm mmmm
I'm gonna tell you a secret
(Secret)
Are you ready?
(Are you ready?)
I've never told this to anybody
(Mmm hmmm)
Okay here we go!
My............
Name is Fred
I learned how to sing from Beethoven and Usher
(Usher)
They both taught me!
(Ooh)
La-la la la la la la la la la la-la
You can't go wrong when you consider Fred!
Shake it shake it
Shake it shake it shake it!
Shake iiiii...it!
Move it move it!
Move it right and left!
Back and forth!
Up and down!
Anyway that you can imagine!
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
Hmm hmmm Hmm Hmmmmm
Ooooh!
Wada wada hoo wada wada hoo
Wada wada wada wada wada wada hoo
Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred
Did I tell you that's my name?
(That's me!)
I'm singing quieter
I'm singing quieter
(Mmmm hmmm)
I'm singing quieter
I'm singing quieter
I'm singing louder
I'm singing louder
I'm singing louder
Oh I'm singing loudest!
<Harmonica Solo)
(It's Who I am)
(Fred)
Thank you for listening!
Good bye!