Thermostat Express & Aiden Wall - Prehistoric Girl Lyrics

I saw my dream girl in the city
She was smart; she was pretty
She says words like duop and nifty
Cuz she time travelled here from the fifties

Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't know about AIDS)
Prehistoric girl! (She got a good feeling about JFK)
Prehistoric girl! (She wants to meet John Lennon)
Prehistoric girl! (She probably doesn't like the gays)

She's confused, by all the minorities
Not against it, just confused, you see
Wait, no I think she's against it
But I'll take her views and oppress them

Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't wear her seatbelt)
Prehistoric girl! (I'm gonna get a ticket)
Born in another world! (She thinks we win every war)
Prehistoric girl! (She thinks immigrants are white)

Yeah I know sometimes her ignorance cute
But other times, its just plain rude
She didn't get milk when she picked up our food
Nope, she was waiting for the milk man

Other times yeah, this shit feels rad
But every five seconds man something goes bad
Was gonna take her home, meet my mom and dad
Nope, she was waiting for the milk man

Milk man? My god there's no f*cking milk man
She said... oh no they fired the milk man
I think she needs a pill man
Chill man, Imma call Dr. Phil man
Gonna have her f*cking killed man
Oo, don't let that f*cking spill man
Although she's as smart as a tin can
I can't say that I'm still mad
Cuz in her time she's a 10
But what I have trouble to defend

She'll only watch a movie
If its Casablanca
5 packs a day
Curses marijuana
She thinks the computer, is a magic show
She won't trust Siri , thinks it's a ghost
She broke the microwave, now all I eat is toast
She thinks its innovative, that we have a remote
She doesn't like the blacks
And she thinks the jews are rats
She hates the handicap
And she can't work google maps

Prehistoric girl! (I just told her bout Obama)
Born in another world! (She doesn't like Obama)
Prehistoric girl! (These remarks make me uncomfortable)
Prehistoric girl! (That was my favorite president)

Prehistoric girl! (Ok now she's crying)
Born in another world! (Cuz I said Obama's from Hawaii)
Prehistoric girl! (She's not over Pearl Harbor )
Lets... give it a whirl