Kanban boards stained with spectral ink
Scary tasks, which are unable to link
Scrum masters chant their eerie call
As backlog items start to crawl
User stories, like ghosts, they moan
Haunted by deadlines, we're never alone
Agile haunting, creeping near
In every stand-up, we feel its fear
User stories twisted, backlog cursed
In this nightmare, the project is burnt
Iterations loop, a relentless spree
In the labyrinth of priorities
We can't break free
Velocity slows, deadlines are near
In this project, dread is clear
Scrum masters chant their ancient hymns
As the backlog grows, the terror begins
Budget is lost and sprint goals missed
In this agile doom we're all ripped
Thirty Eleven - Agile Haunting Lyrics
Thirty Eleven - Agile Haunting Lyrics
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Kanban boards stained with spectral ink
Scary tasks, which are unable to link
Scrum masters chant their eerie call
As backlog items start to crawl
User stories, like ghosts, they moan
Haunted by deadlines, we're never alone
Agile haunting, creeping near
In every stand-up, we feel its fear
User stories twisted, backlog cursed
In this nightmare, the project is burnt
Iterations loop, a relentless spree
In the labyrinth of priorities
We can't break free
Velocity slows, deadlines are near
In this project, dread is clear
Scrum masters chant their ancient hymns
As the backlog grows, the terror begins
Budget is lost and sprint goals missed
In this agile doom we're all ripped
Scary tasks, which are unable to link
Scrum masters chant their eerie call
As backlog items start to crawl
User stories, like ghosts, they moan
Haunted by deadlines, we're never alone
Agile haunting, creeping near
In every stand-up, we feel its fear
User stories twisted, backlog cursed
In this nightmare, the project is burnt
Iterations loop, a relentless spree
In the labyrinth of priorities
We can't break free
Velocity slows, deadlines are near
In this project, dread is clear
Scrum masters chant their ancient hymns
As the backlog grows, the terror begins
Budget is lost and sprint goals missed
In this agile doom we're all ripped
Writer: Martin Fedor
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid