Thom Dunn - I'll Fight a Whedon for You, Maurissa Tancharoen Lyrics

The first time I saw you in Pony Tails
That Horrible Doctor's Fan
I knew from the groove when you sang that tune
That I wanted to be your man

But then your commentary
Made me Asian-aware-y
And I knew what I'd have to do

I'll fight a Whedon for you
Zak, Jed, or Joss-yeah, you know that it's true
There's more a chance I'll see Dollhouse renewed
But it's true
I'll fight a Whedon for you

Echoes remain from that song that you sang
As Kilo the cutest Doll
I'm poor for Starz or for Spartacus
But I know that you gave it your all
No I'll never yield
I'll back Agents of SHIELD
Until Agent Coulson dies (I mean like, again, but for real this time)
You're pretty in pink
I don't care what they think
Then I saw you with that other guy

I learned all about lupus
I thought we could do this
Until that werewolf devoured my heart
(Wait, is that LupUS, or LupINE? Whatever)

I'll fight a Whedon for you
Zak, Jed, or Joss-yeah, you know that it's true
There's more a chance I'll see Dollhouse renewed
But it's true
I'll fight a Whedon for you

Did you know that our birthdays are one day apart?
Except, plus or minus ten years
And sure, Jed is hot
What's he got that I'm not?
I mean, like, besides his career
So Mo won't you go with me
Baby you know we'd be cool

I'll fight a Whedon for you
Zak, Jed, or Joss-yeah, you know that it's true
I hope Agents of SHIELD makes it past season 2
Cause it's true
I'll fight a Whedon for you

I'll fight a Whedon for you
Zak, Jed, or Joss-yeah, you know that it's true
There's more a chance I'll see Dollhouse renewed
But it's true
I'll fight a Whedon for you