Gonna wear my thongs in the club
Like I wear my thongs in the pub
Not gonna conform to your Nazi norm
I'm gonna wear my thongs in the club
Hey mate, did you know I was wearing my thongs in the supermarket yesterday
Thong punk
And then, I decided to wear my thongs in the post office today
Thong punk
And then, I decided to wear my thongs in the retirement home
Thong punk
And get this right, I decided to wear my thongs down the lake
Thong Punk
Gonna wear my thongs in the workplace
Get that stupid look off of your face
Cos I'm not gonna play by your fascist ways
I'm gonna wear my thongs in the workplace
So you wanna wear your thongs, huh
Wanna start a revolution
Well ya better rise up
Cos we got a solution
Gonna wear my thongs in the club
Gonna wear my thongs in the club
Gonna wear my thongs in the club
Gonna wear my thongs in the club
Gonna wear my thongs at a funeral
Not gonna care about your loss at all
Not gonna conform just because you mourn
I'm gonna wear my thongs at a funeral
Gonna wear my thongs in the club
Gonna wear my thongs in the club
Gonna wear my thongs in the club
Gonna wear my f*cking thongs in the