The Three Prophets - The Disintegration of Cornelius Éclair Lyrics

I look into his eyes
I see a thousand cries
A planet's own demise
And perhaps a reprise
His body breaking down
Big MILF Freene with a frown
In all our pants is brown
Éclair falls to the ground
Where is the man we knew?
Now he's busted and blue
Oh, how our friendship grew
So vital to the crew
All that we could not say
Like how two of us gay
Never even met Fay
Now the future looks grey
Cornelius, how could you do this?
Empty us of all our happiness
We thought Bogdan was just a nickname
Now we're tricked, nothing will be the same
In another life, we'd be happy
Grab the Pampers, we need a nappy
Goodbye Éclair, how we will miss you
'Twas platonic, don't want to kiss you
Cornelius, how could you do this?
Empty us of all our happiness
We thought Bogdan was just a nickname
Now we're tricked, nothing will be the same
Who the f*ck are you, an imposter?
Friendship wasn't real, just like Foster
All this time we thought you were our friend
Now it looks like we've come to the end
We thought we could trust you
But now we've bust you
You'll catch these hands
Bogdan, you're a bastard
Time to get plastered
We were your stans
We'll track down your children
Just like Ms. Chilten
Blow your head off
Just like Steven Moffat
You've killed a prophet
Built like the Hoff
Cornelius, how could you do this?
Empty us of all our happiness
We thought Bogdan was just a nickname
Now we're tricked, nothing will be the same
In another life, we'd be happy
Grab the Pampers, we need a nappy
Goodbye Éclair, how we will miss you
'Twas platonic, don't want to kiss you
Cornelius, how could you do this?
Empty us of all our happiness
We thought Bogdan was just a nickname
Now we're tricked, nothing will be the same
Who the f*ck are you, an impostor?
Friendship wasn't real, just like Foster
All this time we thought you were our friend
Now it looks like we've come to the end
Cornelius, how could you do this?
Empty us of all our happiness
We thought Bogdan was just a nickname
Now we're tricked, nothing will be the same
In another life, we'd be happy
Grab the Pampers, we need a nappy
Goodbye Éclair, how we will miss you
'Twas platonic, don't want to kiss you
Cornelius, how could you do this?
Empty us of all our happiness
We thought Bogdan was just a nickname
Now we're tricked, nothing will be the same
Who the f*ck are you, an impostor?
Friendship wasn't real, just like Foster
All this time we thought you were our friend
Now it looks like we've come to the end