Hey you, you know what to do
When the light shines on you
You know where you're going to
And hey you once they beam you on through
No pressure to join in you do what you want to do
And hey ye - if you'd like to see
I can show you interstellar sexuality
And ah ha - we got a camera
Our sex ceremony's like your Kama Sutra
And I will show you things from a planet very far
And we film it cuz we study at a time much later
And we like the mating habits and how human beings are
Its our alien way to show you peace and love
And they beam me up slowly yes I'm finally going home
And there's all these naked creatures and I ask what's going on
There's a little green man with a camera in his hand
Says its an alien sex tape an alien sex tape
Hey you my name is DAVE how do you do
I'll be teaching class the interplanetary sex moves
And hey ye let me set your mind free
11 dimensions of sex is better than three
And uh huh we got a camera to show the ceremony to a grateful culture
And I say hey hey how are you today
We come here as a student interplanetary
Because on earth they're the meanest
And Jupiters a penis
We take off Saturns bra
See that Pluto's kinda hard
Sent the tape to Uranus
Cuz mercury is shameless
And Neptune is shy
But likes to watch us cuz were famous
And the sun is a voyeur
And vents is our lawyer
So we check the codes of conduct for the cosmos baby oh ya
And we go to Orion for the orgy when we're horny
And we watch the sacred tape and then give thanks
And then destroy it
And they beam me up slowly yes I'm finally going home
And there's all these naked creatures and I ask what's going on
There's a little green man with a camera in his hand
Says its an alien sex tape an alien sex tape
Can I get a copy
I would like to study
The gratitude of sex
And all the rules they taught me
And they beam me up slowly yes I'm finally going home
And there's all these naked creatures and I ask what's going on
There's a little green man with a camera in his hand
Says its an alien sex tape an alien sex tape