The bowling alley is like a war zone tonight
But it's not Iran that's picking the fight
The team is striking down like a meteorite
Red sky at night - Thunder bowlers delight
Pins are exploding, hear the roar
The opponents don't know what they are in for
Wednesday night raw - were in the cage
Thunder Bowlers don't play for minimum wage
'Cause playing against the Thunder Bowlers is always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll leave you scarred
Knowin' nothin in life but to bowl legit
Don't quote me boy, 'you might as well quit'
Rick is lubing up the lanes like a P Ditty party
Michelle is at the bar ordering 27 shots of Bacardi
Every Wednesday night it's the same ol' thing
It's like a 'freak off party' without the ding-a-ling
From the start to the finish we never diminish
Pick a fight and we will mess your teeth up like the British
Stay in your lane and we will stay in ours
April showers bring the Thunder Bowlers power
'Cause playing against the Thunder Bowlers is always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll leave you scarred
Knowin' nothin in life but to bowl legit
Don't quote me boy, 'you might as well quit'
From the start to the finish we never diminish
Pick a fight and we will mess your teeth up like the British
Stay in your lane and we will stay in ours
April showers bring the Thunder Bowlers power
You might as well quit