Well
The world needs ditch diggers too
Lazy kids like me and you
To keep it spinning round!
I don't care about number one
What's wrong with number three?
I could win the bronze and still catch up on TV
When opportunity knocks at my front door
Don't answer it, I'm fine with being poor
The world needs ditch diggers too
Lazy kids like me and you
To keep it spinning round!
The world needs ditch diggers too
Lazy kids like me and you
To keep it spinning round!
I don't care what I do from nine to five
I just want to get paid because I stayed alive
When opportunity knocks at my front door
Don't answer it, I'm fine with being poor
The world needs ditch diggers too
Lazy kids like me and you
To keep it spinning round!
The world needs ditch diggers too
Lazy kids like me and you
To keep it spinning round!
Now sit down on the couch, scoot the boot
Grab a big gulp, and take a poop
Change the channel, do it again
Ignore the calls, McRib's your friend!
When opportunity knocks at my front door
Don't answer it, I'm fine with being poor
(Background talking)
The world needs ditch diggers too
Lazy kids like me and you
To keep it spinning round!
The world needs ditch diggers too
Lazy kids like me and you
To keep it spinning round!
The world needs ditch diggers too
Lazy kids like me and you
To keep it spinning round...