You say that i'm a prehistoric being
Some ape that evolution left behind
You sip your herbal tea and read the papers
I grab logs to smack against my skull
I support hard working athletes
And when I do
I'm loud
I support hard working athletes
And when I do
I'm loud
The neighbors want me out the building
They say I'm more animal than man
Excuse me for caring about sports
And for supporting hard working athletes
I support hard working athletes
And when I do
I'm loud
I support hard working athletes
And when I do
I'm loud
I'm loud
I'm loud
It's a sports thing
I'm loud
I'm loud
I'm loud
If I had to explain it you wouldn't understand
I'm loud
I'm loud
I'm loud
You always come around and nag
Smell my athlete's foot you old bag