Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a f*ck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a f*ck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
Yeah I'm a freak
Don't care who it is I'm just try'na get cheeks
Any day of the week
Call me Mario cause I'm try'na f*ck Peach, ay
When it's the right time
I'm playin' Apex and I'm try'na f*ck Lifeline
Samus I just wanna touch it
I don't know if it's a girl I just know I'm try'na f*ck it, ay
I don't f*ck with Princess Bubblegum
Marceline is my queen face down while she mumble some
I know she on the same thang
The Powerpuff Girls are 20 and you know I'm try'na gang bang, ay
So give me all their digits
I'm a Family Guy so even Meg could f*ckin' get it
And don't get me started on Lois
Titties lookin' good you know I'm try'na motorboat it, ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a f*ck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a f*ck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
I don't even need to leave the house
All I need is wifi, phone, and a couch
Maybe lube and a towel
You ever see Asuna? Man I wanna f*ckin' put it in her mouth, ay
Pokemon can get f*cked too
Eevee and Vulpix, Jigglypuff too
And you know Leela is my girl
In the future I'ma make sure her toes curl, yea
Yea I want Lisa and Can't
F*ck so long that I might pull a hammy, ay
She call me Billy when Mandy's
In the back seat gettin' f*cked in a Camry, ay
I got a lot of final fantasies
Yuna and Tifa I'm sure you all can agree,
Give a f*ck 'bout titties or the butt
Call me SpongeBob even Sandy get a nut, ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a f*ck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay
Monday or a Wednesday
I don't give a f*ck everyday I'm on hentai
I know I'll never get laid
But who cares when I got internet and my rents paid? ay