By the prickling of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes
Does your family give a f*ck, do your friends give a f*ck
Does anyone give a f*ck about me, what the f*ck is going on
Everything is f*cked and no one seems to give a f*ck about me
So I guess I gotta prove you all wrong
Hello everybody, how've you been, how do you do
Remember me, I'm the guy under the bus that you threw
F*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you too, yeah
'Cuz y'all must've had a Death Wish, talking all that shit to me
So now I'm quietly stalking you and your precious families
'Cuz I'm a sewer rat, ready to sink my teeth into your belly fat
And you'll never know which corner or direction I might get you at
Murder, murder, redrum, round them up for some fun
I'ma get you when you least expect it, dum-dum-dums
I'ma turn your world numb and leave the birds your breadcrumbs
Here I come, I'ma get me some, you're done, no more fun
'Cuz I'm stalking you at work and I'm lurking you when you are home
Or at the supermarket or wherever you may roam
'Cuz you're my buddy, my buddy, I'll teach you everything I know
Where are you going, to the movies or a brand new Broadway show
I will follow, I will see you there, but you won't see me, incognito
I will be, these punk ass fools are speaking freely, consequences subsequently
One way or another, I'ma find you, I'ma get you, get you, get you, get you, get you
Does your family give a f*ck, do your friends give a f*ck
Does anyone give a f*ck about me, what the f*ck is going on
Everything is f*cked and no one seems to give a f*ck about me
So I guess I gotta prove you all wrong
I thought you'd appreciate how cunning I've become before the culling
And when the slaughter takes precedence in all your residences
Ain't nothing you can do and I'll be in and out in a few minutes time
Then back to the sewers with no traces, you'll find
Take heed and soak them words in your minds
You deserted me, now I'm gonna eat your life, dessert
And when my butthole squirts out the last remainders of your bodies
Understand my feelings hurt, but no more though, 'cuz I just took you off the earth
Whatcha gonna do when my sights are set on you, here I come, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
We all go a little mad sometimes, here's Johnny, Dexter, you're gonna need a bigger boat
Sin never dies, hello Sidney, It's all for you, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
What's your favourite scary movie, they're here, be afraid, be very afraid, we're friends 'till the end
Sometimes dead is better, It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again, I see dead people
Does your family give a f*ck, do your friends give a f*ck
Does anyone give a f*ck about me, what the f*ck is going on
Everything is f*cked and no one seems to give a f*ck about me
So I guess I gotta prove you all wrong
Even a man who is pure at heart and says his prayers at night
May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright
And remember, there'll be food and drink and ghosts, and perhaps even a few murders
You're all invited, you're all invited!