The Human Forklift Video (MV)

Well I'm gonna tell yall a tale about the one and only Human Forklift and how he got his name
So if you would oblige me for about 3-4 minutes I'd be mighty thankful

It was the end of the work week and the boys and I wanted to go and tie one on
We wanted to have some drinks, and play some pool, just have oursleves some fun

So I headed to the Buck Inn out in Doyle and we were all goin to meet up there
It was gonna be a great night, and we'd forget all our cares

Well my buddy Rick walked through the door, and he's a big man about 6 foot 4
And he had chugged 6 rockstars before he even got to the bar

He said he was tired from work, and didnt want to be out too late
But we gave him a hard time and finally convinced him to stay

He said alright I'm gonna order myself a drink

Let me get a shot of Jameson, and a shot of Jim Beam, some orange juice, and a redbull
Mix it all together and put it in a tall glass

You need to take some caution, when drinkin that concoction cause it's a pretty potent mix
But he just hammered em down one after the other, and before we knew it he drank six

He was startin to sway, this and that way from the 12 shots of whiskey
But all those redbulls and rockstars he drank made him bug eyed and twitchy

He was actin fine till about 9 then it was like he got possessed
He lost his cool over a game of pool and you wont believe what happened next

Somehow he was able to lift the pool table and it weighed 900 pounds
Then with a roar he flipped that thing and it landed upside down

Well after that it was pretty much the end of our night, we got kicked out
They closed the bar, and Rick got banned for life

We still go to the Buck and we all chuckle thinkin about what Rick did
And in honor of him we order his drink and call it The Human Forklift