I Farted On You Last Night, I'm Sorry
I really didn't mean to do it, sorry
I really really blew it, sorry
I hope you don't think I'm gross
We were cuddlin', it was so nice
I was little spoon, it was real nice
Then my sphincter relaxed too much
And I let-er-rip all over your front
I'm sorry I Farted On You Last Night
I'm sorry I Farted On You that's right
And I can't guarantee it won't happen again
But I hope you don't think I'm gross
Yeah I'm sorry I Farted On You Last Night
I'm sorry I Farted On You that's right
And I can't guarantee it won't happen again
But I hope you don't take offence
I woke myself up when I farted
You might have not even known I farted
You didn't even move at all when I farted
But you might have been bein' a dear
I really filled the space between us
It was like the atmosphere of Venus
But you just kept holdin' on to me
You truly love me, that's clear
I'm sorry I Farted On You Last Night
I'm sorry I Farted On You that's right
And I can't guarantee it won't happen again
But I hope you don't think I'm gross
Yeah I'm sorry I Farted On You Last Night
I'm sorry I Farted On You that's right
And I can't guarantee it won't happen again
But I hope you don't think I'm gross
Yeah I'm sorry I Farted On You Last Night
I'm sorry I Farted On You that's right
And I can't guarantee it won't happen again
But I hope you don't think I'm gross
I hope you don't think I'm gross
I hope you don't think I'm gross
I hope you don't think I'm gross
I'm gross