Are You a Cop? Video (MV)

Well I like to meet new people
I like to make new friends
But sometimes new people ask you questions
You don't know how to react
Tell me about your interests
Where were you born
What's your mother's maiden name
What do you do for work

And I say hold on, wait a second, are you a cop
You have to tell me if you are or not
Before I start to talk, I know my rights
Don't have to tell you anything at all
No not at all, na-na-na

Well I like to tell my story
Talk about a lot of different things
What's my ideology
Why'd I dress like that this week
Tell me about your childhood best friend
The street you grew up on
The very, very, very first pet you owned
The numbers to your social security code

But hold on, wait a second, are you a cop
You have to tell me if you are or not
Before I start to talk, I know my rights
Don't have to tell you anything at all
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la, no not at all

Cause it's nice to meet a stranger
Ask about where they've been
But sometimes these new strangers
Want to get inside my skin
They say how do humans greet each other
What do you call the place you live
Does your species yet have starships
Do you eat your newborn kin

And I don't know what else to say
If you're with the feds, then go away
It's not my job to educate
It's not my job to make you change
And I'm not getting paid enough for this conversation
I'm not getting paid enough, not getting paid enough
No, I'm not getting paid enough for this conversation
I'm not getting paid enough, not getting paid enough