Who the hell invented garlic, it's a question on my mind
Somebody out there thought this veggie was a find
They didn't think of vampires, oh, what a disgrace
'Cause every time I smell it, I just wanna hide my face
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
I was out for a stroll in the dead of night
Spotted some humans, thought I'd give 'em a fright
But then I caught a whiff, oh, the horror, oh, the pain
It was garlic bread, I nearly went insane
I don't need no pizza, don't want no pasta sauce
Keep your garlic knots, it's your loss
Vampires like me, we just wanna drink in peace
But garlic's out here, puttin' us on our knees
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
Imagine a date with a lovely ghoul
We're sharing a nightcap, she's lookin' real cool
Then out comes the waiter with a garlic delight
Date night's ruined, I'm takin' flight
Oh, I hate that stinkin' clove, it's really quite absurd
How it ruins my night, with every wafted word
Whoever thought of garlic, must've had a twisted mind
To torture vampires like me, oh, it's so unkind
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
So keep your garlic far away, I beg you from my heart
It's the only thing on Earth that keeps us far apart
Let's make a truce, humans, keep that bulb at bay
And we'll let you keep your blood, at least for another day
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
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Who the hell invented garlic, it's a question on my mind
Somebody out there thought this veggie was a find
They didn't think of vampires, oh, what a disgrace
'Cause every time I smell it, I just wanna hide my face
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
I was out for a stroll in the dead of night
Spotted some humans, thought I'd give 'em a fright
But then I caught a whiff, oh, the horror, oh, the pain
It was garlic bread, I nearly went insane
I don't need no pizza, don't want no pasta sauce
Keep your garlic knots, it's your loss
Vampires like me, we just wanna drink in peace
But garlic's out here, puttin' us on our knees
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
Imagine a date with a lovely ghoul
We're sharing a nightcap, she's lookin' real cool
Then out comes the waiter with a garlic delight
Date night's ruined, I'm takin' flight
Oh, I hate that stinkin' clove, it's really quite absurd
How it ruins my night, with every wafted word
Whoever thought of garlic, must've had a twisted mind
To torture vampires like me, oh, it's so unkind
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
So keep your garlic far away, I beg you from my heart
It's the only thing on Earth that keeps us far apart
Let's make a truce, humans, keep that bulb at bay
And we'll let you keep your blood, at least for another day
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
Somebody out there thought this veggie was a find
They didn't think of vampires, oh, what a disgrace
'Cause every time I smell it, I just wanna hide my face
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
I was out for a stroll in the dead of night
Spotted some humans, thought I'd give 'em a fright
But then I caught a whiff, oh, the horror, oh, the pain
It was garlic bread, I nearly went insane
I don't need no pizza, don't want no pasta sauce
Keep your garlic knots, it's your loss
Vampires like me, we just wanna drink in peace
But garlic's out here, puttin' us on our knees
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
Imagine a date with a lovely ghoul
We're sharing a nightcap, she's lookin' real cool
Then out comes the waiter with a garlic delight
Date night's ruined, I'm takin' flight
Oh, I hate that stinkin' clove, it's really quite absurd
How it ruins my night, with every wafted word
Whoever thought of garlic, must've had a twisted mind
To torture vampires like me, oh, it's so unkind
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
So keep your garlic far away, I beg you from my heart
It's the only thing on Earth that keeps us far apart
Let's make a truce, humans, keep that bulb at bay
And we'll let you keep your blood, at least for another day
Garlic, garlic, who's to blame
It's a pungent, nasty, smelly shame
Garlic, garlic, what's the deal
It makes a vampire's life surreal
Writer: Timothy Byford
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