[ Featuring the Lost Boys ]
Called up a friend of mine yesterday
Said she's too busy, I'd better go away
She's got a new boyfriend, says he talks real cool
I said that's cute, but I'd like to drown them both in my swimming pool
I don't care if it makes me a cynic
I know it's what we all dream of
I don't care if it makes me a jerk
I hate when my friends fall in love
Waved to a friend from across the street
He's got this girl that "I just have to meet"
He said I should settle down too, it might be nice
I told him where he could stick his advice
I don't care if it makes me a cynic
I know it's what we all dream of
I don't care if it makes me a jerk
I hate when my friends fall in love
I know it seems like they have to be the one
And I only say this as a friend
But your one week high school relationship
May have an end
I know it seems that it's just meant to be
Your love's a flower, beauty to the root
Through laughter and cries, they're always by your side
'Til they see someone else looking kinda cute
I don't care if it makes me a cynic
I know it's what we all dream of
I don't care if it makes me a jerk
I hate when my friends fall in love
Fall in love, fall in love
I hate when my friends
I hate when my best friends
I hate when people I even remotely know
Fall in love
