Toilet Paper Dilemma Video (MV)

Mic check, mic check one two, this one goes out to MC Rae
Tetradactyl Cheeto fingers, Q-tips dancing on a moonlit table top
M-C-Rae
Hit the bank with the money lender
'Cuz my cars got a fender bender wondering if I should
Mend her or send her off to the junk yard
With the wheels and the trunk gone is this my cars life ender?
I still remember rolling blissfully through the streets wistfully pondering life's mysteries
Like how can it be, randomly
When I pee so carefully it splashes out the bowl and hits the wall you see?
So I'd rather be overcautious with a funnel and a tunnel
Through the floor to the earths core
Then I could pee and at the same time drive my Subi off the edge
Then I'd think about it nevermore
Think about it nevermore
Coming I'm brining it back, wringing a track dry so that all the
Juice is on the floor slip and hit my nipple on the door
But I can't go to the doc yet so my nipple's throbbing and I'm hobbling around the carpet
'Cuz I gotta check if I got the COVID-19
What'd'ya mean my dry cough might not be what it seems?
Now I'm stuck at home for 14 days
I got chips all on my body as I lounge and laze, uhhh
Halfway through a DOOM Eternal slaughter
I get off my ass and proceed to get some water
But my bladder's already close to bursting
As I waddle to the 'shroom my condition worsens, yeah
I let loose a little dribble on the floor, but pphhhh it's not like it hasn't happened before
But to my dismay I look down and the toilet papers gone
Yeah something's seriously wrong
So I go to the store and I swear the toilet paper's all gone, I ask myself for how long?
I call up Charmin and they tell me that their stock is all gone
Yeah something's seriously wrong