Long ago
In 10 thousand bc
There lived young johnny
No older than three
A child of first man
In ages of old
One day at play
He wandered far from his home
He ran to withering heights of the highest of hills
A spirited voice he had heard on the wind
And when he arrived at the summit he found
A golden oracle clad in light
She spoke my child
God's wrath has come now to devour this land
All you know will be swept away
And you will be left to lead new man
And they will call you
Swedish Guy
Yes they will call you
Swedish Guy
And they will call you
Swedish Guy
Yeah they'll call you
Swedish Guy
Run home Johnny Run
What will you do?
Run home Johnny Run
How will you survive?
As Johnny scrambled off of the peak
He saw lightning crash across terrible skys
Thunderous waves larger than life
Come to engulf the realms of the earth
Johnny defeated there on a hill
A tender boy of the age of three
What will become of my life he cried
What in god's name will happen to me
Johnny walked tall
A man in his prime
Killing wooly mammoths
Two at a time
He repopulated the planet
And he saved all the trees
Oh the people revered him
They would bow on their knees and they'd call him
Swedish Guy
Yes they would call him
Swedish Guy
And they would call him
Swedish Guy
Yes they called him
Swedish Guy