Titillating Tofu - Millionaire Client (feat. Matthias Schneider Hollek, Sarah Maria Sun & Jim Clayburgh) Lyrics

I was with a millionaire client last night
A man I made rich
Who unknowingly returned the favor
His humpless cattle car
Had pulled into the station
Time to celebrate
Pop the cork
Snap at the bubbles did this flabby felcher
He just couldn't wait to drop his big load
NOW! a biggen
He said

He wanted my moxy For him alone
I wanted his proxy From him alone

He had been breaking even for a while
A priest a horny priest
A hornball a horndog a hornbill
But with the uranium prices skyrocketing...!
The time has arrived he said
Might have passed passed I suggested
The extreme markets the recent splits
Cross rates on his spotted forex
He went with his guts

With all his imagined gains
His appetite was peaking
He needed meat
I suggested a corndog
Some pony pops
Fresh fried pork skins perhaps
But he wanted a coala cupcake
Some blowfish
And chilled monkey brain
These frosty monkeys
Still breathing for a short spell
But longer than the monkey would have liked
We then shared a sausage fest
Before the clambake
Followed by a bottle of Neutron 1945
Devine!
1 up quark
2 down quarks
Aged in a combination
Of once and twice used barrels
Medium bodied
Pure and elegant
With lots of pepper
And a quick exchange of energy
A spurt

He wanted my moxy For him alone
I wanted his proxy From him alone
He wanted my vote For him alone
I wanted his proxy From him alone

I promised to vote for him
His party won the election
And he became Chancellor
I was well paid for that ballot