Catch me on the xbox beating all these noobs
Never going hungry cause my mother brings me food
If you wanna battle me again and again
You'll have to hurry up because my bed time is ten
I'm a Noobslayer
I'm the best player
I'm a Noobslayer
I'm the best player, best player
How have we come to this
I'm losing to a little kid
By the age of five
Their making a grown man cry
I'm a Noobslayer
I'm the best player
I'm a Noobslayer
I'm the best player, best player
If you wanna know what to do
Stop being a noob