Toby Lightning - Sharks In The Bay Lyrics

As the sun sets in the distance, beware the moon's not far away
Hear those riders? I can feel them come my way
There's a spectral tailor swirling 'round trying to hold me in his thrall
To measure me and cast a fitting pall
And his cologne alone could knock me over I wouldn't hang myself with his cheap neckties
I hate this haunted haberdashery; the handkerchiefs are blends and they smell like ass to me

There's sharks in the bay, sharks in the bay
Crocodiles running up and down the bayou and I can't get away
There's sharks in the bay, sharks in the bay
Crocodiles running up and down the bayou; just try not to look afraid

To the manor bourn where I was clapped in chains
Now there's darkness everywhere, steps creaking on the stairs
And a shrill voice calling 'Lunch is here. It's a can of eyeballs and domestic beer

A banshee wail bellows 'cross the sky; there's a witch hot on your trail
So many friends are now ghosts with nothing to say
There are zombies waiting in reception and they are here to eat your brain
They'll gorge themselves and starve anyway
See the circus freaks with blood and sweat running down their spindly arms to a stretch on the ground where there's a pancake lady with a pom pom gown shouting 'Help me I'm not an evil clown.'

There's sharks in the bay, sharks in the bay
Crocodiles running up and down the bayou and I can't get away
There's sharks in the bay, sharks in the bay
Crocodiles running up and down the bayou; just try not to look afraid