Peeing in the toilet
Is the hardest thing I've done
Pooing off the back seat
Is always so much fun
And you try to hit the back
So it won't bounce back on your face
Oh, no!
Peeing in the toilet
Your love is sick
And all I do is wrong
The pain is in my back again
It's aching and I can't pretend
I'm not older, and over again
I'm tired and I can't contend
I had a thought, but then it left
I'm just getting old I guess
Peeing in the toilet
Is the hardest thing I've done
Pooing off the back seat
Is always so much fun
And you try to hit the back
So it won't bounce back on your face
Oh, no!
Peeing in the toilet
Your love is sick
And all I do is wrong
Go
All I do is wrong
All I do is wrong