Todd Bruhnsen - Long Lanky Lonnie Lyrics

Long lanky Lonnie come running down the road
Says he's gonna die for some secrets that he told

The big man told him he better keep his mouth shut
But the first trick he saw, gave his secrets right up

Now he's on the run from the law and the mob
All because he was busy watching her play the knob

Say bye bye Lonnie
Bye bye Lonnie bye bye
Bye bye Lonnie
Bye bye Lonnie bye bye
Bye Bye Lonnie
Sorry you have to die

Long Lanky Lonnie ain't the brightest man alive
The big man gave him orders but he started talking jive

Long lanky Lonnie thinks hes gonna get away
But I got a feeling he'll be caught today

Long lanky Lonnie don't come round no more
He got hit accidentally with a two by four

They tied him to the docks by his neck
And then they put his feet deep in cement

They pushed that boy down into the water
Gravity made that lanky Lonnie longer

Say bye bye Lonnie
Bye bye Lonnie bye bye
Bye bye Lonnie
Bye bye Lonnie bye bye
Bye Bye Lonnie
Sorry you had to die