Todd Bruhnsen - Welcome Home Lyrics

Wake up the kin, wake up the kids
Bring em on down to the river Styx
Bring along the family bring along your friends
Come on and see where all life ends

Pack up the babies, grab the old ladies
Bring em on down to meet old Hades
He's waiting to meet em waiting to greet em
Welcome them in and then gladly seat em

Your souls not safe your souls not safe
Don't matter if you're rich or if you're a waif
Jump aboard the boat, jump aboard the ship
Listen to the ferryman's pleasant quips

Wake up the kin, wake up the kids
Bring em on down to the river Styx
Bring along the family bring along your friends
Come on and see where all life ends

We're riding on down to the end of the line
Riding on down to the end of our time
Welcome home to the land of the dead
Make yourself comfortable despite what you've read

Wake up the kin, wake up the kids
Bring em on down to the river Styx
Bring along the family bring along your friends
Come on and see where all life ends

It's a happy place that you can tell
Not at all like that made up hell
The afterlife is full of fun and games
Don't pay no mind to what the moral books claim

Grab a pamphlet on your way grab a cotton robe too
Grab what you need you can take it with you
Check out the Jacuzzi check out the steam room
Check out the rides on the witches broom

Wake up the kin, wake up the kids
Bring em on down to the river Styx
Bring along the family bring along your friends
Come on and see where all life ends
Where all life ends all life ends
But that's just where the real fun begins