There once was a frog who had a sick lily pad
And he was renting out rooms to his amphibian lads
But the Toads would come knocking to see what he had
And he would great them at the door and this is what he said he said
Hippity hippity hippity hoppity
Imma tell you one time to get the f*ck off my property
Hippity hippity hippity hoppity
And if you don't start hoppin
Imma show you my glockity
It wasn't much longer that a bass swam by
And he was looking for some seaweed cuz
These fishies get high
See the bass named Billy was a mean ol guy
And he'd do some evil shit if it meant he could get by
Billy bass started splashing all over the pads
And the frog said stop it, now you're making me mad
So he leaped real high and grabbed his Ol shotgun
And said sorry Billy bass but this discussion is done
He said Hippity hippity hippity hoppity
Imma tell you one time to get the f*ck off my property
Hippity hippity hippity hoppity
And if you don't start hoppin
Imma show you my glockity
Down in this swamp, you got to be really mad
We've got the craziest critters who will get down and bad
But the frogs are all croakin and the birds they all know
You better hippity hop or you will reap what you sow
Solo
Here comes the queen of the swamp, an independent reptile
She owned every lily pad surrounding her for a mile
Cleopatra body snatcher needed tenants to pay
And she had to make examples of the ones who were late
She heard a tale of a frog whose squatting on her land
And she knew just what to do before it got out of hand
She paid the frogs a little visit with her Toads and a bass
And said hey there Mr. Frog you shall no longer trespass
She said crickety crickety crickety crockery
Imma tell you one time to f*cking pay me my lot money
Cricekty crickety crickety crockety
And if you don't start hopping
Then these jaws will be chompity