I live my crazy life on tour
Seen the whole world but I still want more
So show me more
In a different city every night
I do my thing and then I catch my flight
I snatch my flight
Pull up to the airport, check the time
Gotta be in Rio by a half past nine
De Janeiro time
I show up late, fashionably
Everyone's there and they're staring at me
So I grab the mic and I sing
I'll be your flight attendant
Eyes up phones down, lemme get your attention
Flight 501 to Houston
I've got a pre-flight story to tell
Trays up, seatbelt - shit, what is that smell?
It is shit, we've got a baby in row one
And I'm f*cking over it
You people get weird when you fly post-covid
Show you the world and this is what you do
Saw a fist fight mid-flight to Daytona
Shit gets wild in the sky post-rona
Still I come right back to you
You fly me crazy, baby
Got on my favorite fit and I mean by favorite
Company issued, I'm required to wear it
And I wear it well
A badge with the airline's logo on it
A weird brown spot from a grown man's vomit
He had the fish, can you tell?
Touch down in Hong Kong, Tokyo
A shitty little city in Ohio
If there's a runway I will go
I've seen PDA at PDX
In the restroom a couple was having. relations
I see you Portland
Caught a peep show at London Heathrow
As we landed a lady ripped off her clothes
I call that a landing strip
I said Ma'am, please put your pants back on
Where do you even get a Spongebob thong?
Duh - Amazon
Cuz if I feel cute I'll just wear an ascot
Branded head to toe like a mascot
A beautiful mascot
I flash a smile, I crack a joke
Would you care for a cookie? I'm dead inside
I have no filling
Cuz like airline nuts I'm a little salty
Ever since people got so. assaulty
Please don't assault me
Like on a red-eye back from Dublin
I caught a black eye but I got some shots in
Call me stewardess again
Cuz I'm f*cking over it
You people get weird when you fly post-covid
Show you the world and this is what you do
A lawsuit en route to Barcelona
Me vuelvo loco volando post-rona
Todavía vuelvo, maybe I too am loco
This is crazy, will I ever touch down?
Maybe tie the knot, buy a cute little house
In a cute little town
Live somewhere with no airport
Where everyone knows me so what would I leave for?
Deep inside, I know that's just not me
Cuz I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
Cuz I gotta get paid
And your airfare pays my way
But I'm also like
A human being
So please be a little bit
Less insane
And keep your clothes on
I know I'm hot
But here's the thing
You're not
You fly me crazy, baby
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I live my crazy life on tour
Seen the whole world but I still want more
So show me more
In a different city every night
I do my thing and then I catch my flight
I snatch my flight
Pull up to the airport, check the time
Gotta be in Rio by a half past nine
De Janeiro time
I show up late, fashionably
Everyone's there and they're staring at me
So I grab the mic and I sing
I'll be your flight attendant
Eyes up phones down, lemme get your attention
Flight 501 to Houston
I've got a pre-flight story to tell
Trays up, seatbelt - shit, what is that smell?
It is shit, we've got a baby in row one
And I'm f*cking over it
You people get weird when you fly post-covid
Show you the world and this is what you do
Saw a fist fight mid-flight to Daytona
Shit gets wild in the sky post-rona
Still I come right back to you
You fly me crazy, baby
Got on my favorite fit and I mean by favorite
Company issued, I'm required to wear it
And I wear it well
A badge with the airline's logo on it
A weird brown spot from a grown man's vomit
He had the fish, can you tell?
Touch down in Hong Kong, Tokyo
A shitty little city in Ohio
If there's a runway I will go
I've seen PDA at PDX
In the restroom a couple was having. relations
I see you Portland
Caught a peep show at London Heathrow
As we landed a lady ripped off her clothes
I call that a landing strip
I said Ma'am, please put your pants back on
Where do you even get a Spongebob thong?
Duh - Amazon
Cuz if I feel cute I'll just wear an ascot
Branded head to toe like a mascot
A beautiful mascot
I flash a smile, I crack a joke
Would you care for a cookie? I'm dead inside
I have no filling
Cuz like airline nuts I'm a little salty
Ever since people got so. assaulty
Please don't assault me
Like on a red-eye back from Dublin
I caught a black eye but I got some shots in
Call me stewardess again
Cuz I'm f*cking over it
You people get weird when you fly post-covid
Show you the world and this is what you do
A lawsuit en route to Barcelona
Me vuelvo loco volando post-rona
Todavía vuelvo, maybe I too am loco
This is crazy, will I ever touch down?
Maybe tie the knot, buy a cute little house
In a cute little town
Live somewhere with no airport
Where everyone knows me so what would I leave for?
Deep inside, I know that's just not me
Cuz I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
Cuz I gotta get paid
And your airfare pays my way
But I'm also like
A human being
So please be a little bit
Less insane
And keep your clothes on
I know I'm hot
But here's the thing
You're not
You fly me crazy, baby
Seen the whole world but I still want more
So show me more
In a different city every night
I do my thing and then I catch my flight
I snatch my flight
Pull up to the airport, check the time
Gotta be in Rio by a half past nine
De Janeiro time
I show up late, fashionably
Everyone's there and they're staring at me
So I grab the mic and I sing
I'll be your flight attendant
Eyes up phones down, lemme get your attention
Flight 501 to Houston
I've got a pre-flight story to tell
Trays up, seatbelt - shit, what is that smell?
It is shit, we've got a baby in row one
And I'm f*cking over it
You people get weird when you fly post-covid
Show you the world and this is what you do
Saw a fist fight mid-flight to Daytona
Shit gets wild in the sky post-rona
Still I come right back to you
You fly me crazy, baby
Got on my favorite fit and I mean by favorite
Company issued, I'm required to wear it
And I wear it well
A badge with the airline's logo on it
A weird brown spot from a grown man's vomit
He had the fish, can you tell?
Touch down in Hong Kong, Tokyo
A shitty little city in Ohio
If there's a runway I will go
I've seen PDA at PDX
In the restroom a couple was having. relations
I see you Portland
Caught a peep show at London Heathrow
As we landed a lady ripped off her clothes
I call that a landing strip
I said Ma'am, please put your pants back on
Where do you even get a Spongebob thong?
Duh - Amazon
Cuz if I feel cute I'll just wear an ascot
Branded head to toe like a mascot
A beautiful mascot
I flash a smile, I crack a joke
Would you care for a cookie? I'm dead inside
I have no filling
Cuz like airline nuts I'm a little salty
Ever since people got so. assaulty
Please don't assault me
Like on a red-eye back from Dublin
I caught a black eye but I got some shots in
Call me stewardess again
Cuz I'm f*cking over it
You people get weird when you fly post-covid
Show you the world and this is what you do
A lawsuit en route to Barcelona
Me vuelvo loco volando post-rona
Todavía vuelvo, maybe I too am loco
This is crazy, will I ever touch down?
Maybe tie the knot, buy a cute little house
In a cute little town
Live somewhere with no airport
Where everyone knows me so what would I leave for?
Deep inside, I know that's just not me
Cuz I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
Cuz I gotta get paid
And your airfare pays my way
But I'm also like
A human being
So please be a little bit
Less insane
And keep your clothes on
I know I'm hot
But here's the thing
You're not
You fly me crazy, baby
Writer: Tom Berlangero
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid