I get my shot of Fox News in my coffee
To get my daily dose of reality
Now there's nothing you say
Truth is not the truth today
I want the 1950s back again
When women stayed at home and men were men
I post all of this crap upon my Facebook
So my friends can see just how crazy I am
Now there's nothing you say
Truth is not the truth today
'cause Fox has loaded my brain to the brim
And inside my head the world looks pretty grim
Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
And Canada's a threat
And Australia sure looks sinister
But Russia's here to help
We don't need to read no books
And there's nothing wrong with that
We get everything we need
From our alternative facts
And Mexico's gonna build us that damn wall
And we don't need the EPA after all
Now there's nothing you say
Truth is not the truth today
Clean water after all is overrated
We just know those big corporations will be here to save us
Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
And Canada's a threat
And Australia sure looks sinister
But Russia's here to help
We don't need to read no books
And there's nothing wrong with that
We get everything we need
From our alternative facts
And who needs Yellowstone Park anyway
It doesn't turn a profit and trees get in the way
Now there's nothing you can say
Truth is not the truth today
Let's close parks down - let's send in the army
Turn them into oil fields and dammit let's make some money!
And everybody knows that climate change is just a hoax
Even though I get home now using my bass boat
Now there's nothing you can say, truth is not the truth today
You liberals just don't admit when you've got it made
Because we can fry our eggs on the sidewalk now in the shade
Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
And Canada's a threat
And Australia sure looks sinister
But Russia's here to help
We don't need to read no books
And there's nothing wrong with that
We get everything we need
From our alternative facts
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I get my shot of Fox News in my coffee
To get my daily dose of reality
Now there's nothing you say
Truth is not the truth today
I want the 1950s back again
When women stayed at home and men were men
I post all of this crap upon my Facebook
So my friends can see just how crazy I am
Now there's nothing you say
Truth is not the truth today
'cause Fox has loaded my brain to the brim
And inside my head the world looks pretty grim
Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
And Canada's a threat
And Australia sure looks sinister
But Russia's here to help
We don't need to read no books
And there's nothing wrong with that
We get everything we need
From our alternative facts
And Mexico's gonna build us that damn wall
And we don't need the EPA after all
Now there's nothing you say
Truth is not the truth today
Clean water after all is overrated
We just know those big corporations will be here to save us
Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
And Canada's a threat
And Australia sure looks sinister
But Russia's here to help
We don't need to read no books
And there's nothing wrong with that
We get everything we need
From our alternative facts
And who needs Yellowstone Park anyway
It doesn't turn a profit and trees get in the way
Now there's nothing you can say
Truth is not the truth today
Let's close parks down - let's send in the army
Turn them into oil fields and dammit let's make some money!
And everybody knows that climate change is just a hoax
Even though I get home now using my bass boat
Now there's nothing you can say, truth is not the truth today
You liberals just don't admit when you've got it made
Because we can fry our eggs on the sidewalk now in the shade
Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
And Canada's a threat
And Australia sure looks sinister
But Russia's here to help
We don't need to read no books
And there's nothing wrong with that
We get everything we need
From our alternative facts
To get my daily dose of reality
Now there's nothing you say
Truth is not the truth today
I want the 1950s back again
When women stayed at home and men were men
I post all of this crap upon my Facebook
So my friends can see just how crazy I am
Now there's nothing you say
Truth is not the truth today
'cause Fox has loaded my brain to the brim
And inside my head the world looks pretty grim
Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
And Canada's a threat
And Australia sure looks sinister
But Russia's here to help
We don't need to read no books
And there's nothing wrong with that
We get everything we need
From our alternative facts
And Mexico's gonna build us that damn wall
And we don't need the EPA after all
Now there's nothing you say
Truth is not the truth today
Clean water after all is overrated
We just know those big corporations will be here to save us
Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
And Canada's a threat
And Australia sure looks sinister
But Russia's here to help
We don't need to read no books
And there's nothing wrong with that
We get everything we need
From our alternative facts
And who needs Yellowstone Park anyway
It doesn't turn a profit and trees get in the way
Now there's nothing you can say
Truth is not the truth today
Let's close parks down - let's send in the army
Turn them into oil fields and dammit let's make some money!
And everybody knows that climate change is just a hoax
Even though I get home now using my bass boat
Now there's nothing you can say, truth is not the truth today
You liberals just don't admit when you've got it made
Because we can fry our eggs on the sidewalk now in the shade
Because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
And Canada's a threat
And Australia sure looks sinister
But Russia's here to help
We don't need to read no books
And there's nothing wrong with that
We get everything we need
From our alternative facts
Writer: Tom Denham Jr.
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