Tom Denham - King Donald Lyrics

King Donald, King Donald, it had such a nice ring
But America didn't have, that kind of thing
So he settled on president but he didn't realize

That it was damn hard work and we could see through his lies

So here's a suggestion, a far-fetched one at that
It may sound crazy, as dogs loving cats
It'll solve all our problems, we'll be happy as clams
If we appoint poor Donald king of the land

We'll get him a big fancy castle with gold balconies
He can wave to his fans and be seen on TV
But like the Queen of England, he'll get no power at all
But he can have money and moats, and he can build castle walls

We'll give him 30 rooms so he can brag look at this
We'll even give him a ring, for his fans to kiss
When he asks for his phone, so he can send out a tweet
We'll tell him castles don't have phones asshole, in the
Land of the free

So here is the secret, part of my plan
He'll get what he needs, adoration by fans
But we'll take the White House keys, and lock the castle doors
And the country won't have to worry about Donald no more

Of course over time, the castle will need repair
He'll call for workmen but he won't have a prayer
His castle will crumble, but they'll be nothing he can do
Because the castle will be serviced by subcontractors he screwed.

So as the castle crumbles, around his gilded knees
He'll still have his fans, and still be seen on TV
He'll have his gold plated toilets, but the plumbing will
Be shot
He'll have huge marble floors, but Melania will have
To mop

We'll give him a crown, and he won't have to work
He can throw his big parties, he can be a jerk
We won't have to care, we'll just let him be
Because we will have, both sets of keys
King Donald, King Donald, it had such a nice ring
But America doesn't need that kind of thing