I've got sleazy deals, where I've greased the wheels
But the Russians have my back
I owe so much money to Moscow, Putin's cash is my new crack
I just love to tweet, I'm a helluva guy, just ask to kiss my ring
The Russians will fix election day, to make sure that I'll be king
If you studied in school, you're such a fool, you're a liberal elite
Believe me brother, or I'll make up another my supporters will believe
When it comes to telling lies, my friend, I've got hundreds up my sleeve
Nobody cares about truth anymore, they want reality tv
Nobody cares about truth anymore, they want reality tv
Tweet, tweet, tweet, I can't be beat, truth has taken a holiday
My fans believe that Jesus Christ has nothing on me today
If I don't win, it'll be a sin, and God will tell you so
He'll smite you down if you don't praise the White House Reality Show
Don't believe your eyes, it's a pack of lies and buy a Maga hat from me
If it's not Fox News, then it's Fake News - just get your facts from me
I get commies into the oval office so we can smile and laugh
If you know a dictator that I haven't praised bring him by and I'll kiss his ass
If you know a dictator that I haven't praised bring him by and I'll kiss his ass
Oh I would have gone, to fight the Viet Cong
But I was just to rich to go to war
I knew where I was needed, there were workers to be cheated
And brother there was so much more
Why serve when there was money to be made
And porn stars that I had not yet laid
My boys are down in Africa shooting anything they see
Making sweet deals from those who want - to make sweet deals with me
My wife's on meds, she won't share my bed
I'm worried about what she knows
I've never read a book, but I'm a pretty good crook
In the White House Reality Show
Most folks know I'm lazy, and I'm golfing the time
And some folks think I'm crazy and that I've lost my mind
But I'm crazy like a fox my friend, because this you should know
Taxpayers are paying all the bills for my White House Reality Show
Taxpayers are paying all the bills for my White House Reality Show
Tom Denham - White House Reality Show Lyrics
Tom Denham - White House Reality Show Lyrics
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I've got sleazy deals, where I've greased the wheels
But the Russians have my back
I owe so much money to Moscow, Putin's cash is my new crack
I just love to tweet, I'm a helluva guy, just ask to kiss my ring
The Russians will fix election day, to make sure that I'll be king
If you studied in school, you're such a fool, you're a liberal elite
Believe me brother, or I'll make up another my supporters will believe
When it comes to telling lies, my friend, I've got hundreds up my sleeve
Nobody cares about truth anymore, they want reality tv
Nobody cares about truth anymore, they want reality tv
Tweet, tweet, tweet, I can't be beat, truth has taken a holiday
My fans believe that Jesus Christ has nothing on me today
If I don't win, it'll be a sin, and God will tell you so
He'll smite you down if you don't praise the White House Reality Show
Don't believe your eyes, it's a pack of lies and buy a Maga hat from me
If it's not Fox News, then it's Fake News - just get your facts from me
I get commies into the oval office so we can smile and laugh
If you know a dictator that I haven't praised bring him by and I'll kiss his ass
If you know a dictator that I haven't praised bring him by and I'll kiss his ass
Oh I would have gone, to fight the Viet Cong
But I was just to rich to go to war
I knew where I was needed, there were workers to be cheated
And brother there was so much more
Why serve when there was money to be made
And porn stars that I had not yet laid
My boys are down in Africa shooting anything they see
Making sweet deals from those who want - to make sweet deals with me
My wife's on meds, she won't share my bed
I'm worried about what she knows
I've never read a book, but I'm a pretty good crook
In the White House Reality Show
Most folks know I'm lazy, and I'm golfing the time
And some folks think I'm crazy and that I've lost my mind
But I'm crazy like a fox my friend, because this you should know
Taxpayers are paying all the bills for my White House Reality Show
Taxpayers are paying all the bills for my White House Reality Show
But the Russians have my back
I owe so much money to Moscow, Putin's cash is my new crack
I just love to tweet, I'm a helluva guy, just ask to kiss my ring
The Russians will fix election day, to make sure that I'll be king
If you studied in school, you're such a fool, you're a liberal elite
Believe me brother, or I'll make up another my supporters will believe
When it comes to telling lies, my friend, I've got hundreds up my sleeve
Nobody cares about truth anymore, they want reality tv
Nobody cares about truth anymore, they want reality tv
Tweet, tweet, tweet, I can't be beat, truth has taken a holiday
My fans believe that Jesus Christ has nothing on me today
If I don't win, it'll be a sin, and God will tell you so
He'll smite you down if you don't praise the White House Reality Show
Don't believe your eyes, it's a pack of lies and buy a Maga hat from me
If it's not Fox News, then it's Fake News - just get your facts from me
I get commies into the oval office so we can smile and laugh
If you know a dictator that I haven't praised bring him by and I'll kiss his ass
If you know a dictator that I haven't praised bring him by and I'll kiss his ass
Oh I would have gone, to fight the Viet Cong
But I was just to rich to go to war
I knew where I was needed, there were workers to be cheated
And brother there was so much more
Why serve when there was money to be made
And porn stars that I had not yet laid
My boys are down in Africa shooting anything they see
Making sweet deals from those who want - to make sweet deals with me
My wife's on meds, she won't share my bed
I'm worried about what she knows
I've never read a book, but I'm a pretty good crook
In the White House Reality Show
Most folks know I'm lazy, and I'm golfing the time
And some folks think I'm crazy and that I've lost my mind
But I'm crazy like a fox my friend, because this you should know
Taxpayers are paying all the bills for my White House Reality Show
Taxpayers are paying all the bills for my White House Reality Show
Writer: Tom Denham Jr.
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid