We've been all around the world, we've played all kinds of shows
We've jammed onstage with bona fide rock stars
The crowds they are amazing, but crowds all come and go
Most of all we love this old guitar
We've scaled the mountains high, and we've trod the valleys low
We've walked with Mother Nature near and far
We've found beauty in all places that we've had the chance to go
But most of all we love this old guitar
We don't know much about religion, but we know that there's a God
And he's looking down upon us from afar
He has a million legs, and the stars are all his eggs
And we feel his love inside this old guitar
Alcazar the Spider God is honest, and he's true
He spun his web to craft the moon and stars
And through his many compound eyes, he sees all that we do
And we play his songs of worship on guitar
His Arachnid Holiness sends visions to our minds
He says to catch some flies inside a jar
A fly-based diet pleases him, his palate is refined
So we eat our flies and play this old guitar
We've traded all our clothing for garments spun from silk
Spider fabric pleases Alcazar
We leave offerings of crickets on an altar that we built
And we sleep in webs and play this old guitar
Alcazar, Lord Alcazar, we ask you for your grace
The weak and puny humans that we are
We renounce all other Gods and gaze upon your spider face
But most of all we love this old guitar
Alcazar the Architect, the Everlasting Light
Our shepherd and our one true guiding star
We love you more than any human God we've ever tried
But most of all we love
But most of all we love
But most of all we love this old guitar