You're always drinking the hard way
And You're so easy to get used to
Wrong end of a bottle on Monday
The best way is to join you
Naked surfing on the windowsill
You want to f*ck my ex girlfriend
And you said I am Diabolo
If I am who the f*ck are you
You're are always asking what is this
When nude you claim to love Murray
In f*cking Minneapolis
And you f*cked a punk gay in Londonderry
You scream you will suck it now
You cry tears of Bacardi
You laugh I must kill you
You ask what is the future
You're a homesick poet crying in the rain
Then a maniac screaming I am f*cking gay
You turn black and white into colour
No no it's alright it doesn't matter
And you ask who the f*ck I am