I could have walked the aisle with a baker's son
Got plenty of dough and a house and a car and fun
But when his dough was rising, I found it unsurprising
I told that boy to cease
Where he could stick his yeast
I could have swopped a ring with a butchers boy
Got plenty of meat and fat and a couple of toys
But when his joint was roasting, he was forever boasting
He had a butcher's shop
I gave that boy the chop
I could have lived my life out comfortably
And got that second home in Tuscany
Divorced or separated, it would have marinated
I knew eventually
I'd live life independently
Instead I lived my life with a Fettler's son
And we got children called them daughter and son
And I can surely say, there was no boring day
He and me had fun, then the Fettler's son was gone
And now I live my life out comfortably
I got that second home in Tuscany
The children come stay, on warm fragrant summers days
Still angry about what was done, by that palsy Parkinson
Too much for us to endure, now they found a cure